Unfry my eggs,
Or unscramble them please;
And mix in some unham,
And uncheddar cheese.

Unbrew my coffee;
Unsizzle my bacon;
I know it’s unusual
This meal we’re unmakin’.

Unsqueeze my orange juice;
Unheat my oatmeal;
I’m not uncertain
This unmeal is unreal.

Untoast my bread,
With unbutter and unhoney,
And I will unpay you
With my own unmoney.