Two men sat at a sidewalk café in Perth. One ate while the other read a paper.

"Any news?"
"The Bishop’s moved."
"I don’t think so."
"Canterbury to York."
"Oh. That Bishop."
"Hmmm. . . .Check."
"I’ll pay for it."
"No. . . . .Check."
"Hmmmm."
"Queen’s moved."
"Out of Windsor?"
"No. . . ."
"Oh. . . ."
"Mate."
"Yes?"
"No. . . .Mate."
"Another game?"